A tall, straight-bodied, and by no means ill-favored young Highlander at close range is breath-taking.
a list of my favorite movies (no particular order) » She’s All ThatI feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing.
Queen you shall be…until there comes another, younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.
i just had a fucking coughing fit so horrible i coughed up a piece of pasta
good thing you didn’t choke
i’d be really sad if you pasta way
i am going to shove a rusty fork up your butt
you’re getting angry fusilli reasons
reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH
HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR